Chinglish

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans. Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10 , he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 -eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but what he 1......???

The Poem

I knelt to pray but not for long
I had too much to do
I had to hurry and get to work
For bills would soon be due

So I knelt and said a hurried prayer
And jumped up off my knees
My religious duty was now done
My soul could rest at ease

All day long I had no time
To spread a word of cheer
No time to speak of God to friends
They'd laugh at me I fear

No time, no time too much to do
That was my constant cry
No time to give to soul in need
But at last the time, the time to die

I
Went before Lord
I came, I stood with downcast eyes
For in his hands God held a book
It was the book of life

God looked into his book and said
Your name I cannot find
I once was going to write it down
But never found the time

Why?

Everyday, there is always someone who will try to hurt our feeling, sometime for no valid reason. Just for fun and I can never understand why......and i will ask the question why until the end of the world...